Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Blog
His (Most Majestic) Royal Eminence , The Supreme High Quack , Joseph Chikelue Obi , Hereby Formidably Disseminates the Following Great Diktats :
* There is No Such Thing as Science Based Medicine in any Basic Statutory Definition of Orthodox Clinical Medicine ; anywhere in the World .
* Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Predominantly an Art , Not a Science.
* Over 75% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not Evidence Based.
* Over 99% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not Science Based.
* If Science Based Medicine is currently being given such Undue Eminence ; then it is only right and proper that Art Based Medicine should equally be given Appropriate Prominence too.
By Unimpeachable Regal Order (of) :
Royal Borough of Quackingham ,
Postcode Q1 DUCK ,
Imperial Realm of the QuackoSphere .
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Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Title of the Moment | Joseph Chikelue Obi
1000001 (A Million and One) Amazing Aristocratic Titles of The Supreme High Quack , Joseph Chikelue Obi.
Title Of The Second ( Please Do Not Even Bother To Keep Track Of Them )
* His Supreme Majesty | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Monarch-in-Chief
This Particular Title has been Sourced Directly from :
The Hallowed Scroll
Royal Borough of Quackingham ,
Postcode Q1 DUCK ,
Imperial Realm of the QuackoSphere .
* Kindly Always Remember that , (Under International Quack Law) , Professor Obi is Perpetually Compelled to have Duly Used Every Single One of his Aforementioned 1000001 Titles ; (At Most) Every 1000001 Seconds.
*This Essentially Boils Down to an Accredited Recurring Rate of (At Least) : One Aristocratic Title Per Second.
. . . So Help Him God . . .