Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Landmark Victory
Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on Politically-Sponsored News Articles.
Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend , the Rt Hon Laird Provost (of RCAM) triumphantly quipped :
" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).
So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them.
They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.
Now , after speedreading almost everything which they have callously written ,the bottom-line is that they have sadly just wasted their time.
These Skeptics have woefully achieved nothing . . . absolutely nothing indeed . "